Job Interview – Honest HR Question-Answers

September 14, 2008 in Humor, Personal
Tags: HR department, job interview, Question answers

If we were to Honestly reply to all the HR Questions they would go something like this

• Why did you apply for this job?
  I have applied for many jobs along with this and you called me now.
• Why do you want to work for this company?
  I have to work for some company who ever gives me a job, I don’t have any specific company in mind.
• Why should I hire you?
  You have to hire some one, you may give me a try.
• What would you do if we hire you?
  Well, it depends on my mindset but I will try to work on whatever is allotted to me.
• What is your biggest strength?
  Basically, daring to join any company who pays me well, without thinking of the fate of company.
• What is your biggest weakness?
  Girls
• What was your worst mistake, and how did you learn from it?
  Joining my earlier company and learn that I need to jump to get more money, so I am here today!
• What accomplishments in your last position are you most proud of?
  Had I accomplished any in my last position, why do I need to change my job? I could demand more and stay there.
• Describe a challenge you faced and how you overcame it?
  Biggest challenge is answering the question “why are you looking for a change” and I started blabbering irrelevantly to overcome that.
• Why did you leave/ are you leaving your last job?
  For the same reason why you left your earlier job… more money
• What do you want from this job?
  If no work is given but keep giving good hikes
• What are your career goals and how do you plan to achieve them?
  Make more money and for that keep jumping companies for every 2 yrs
• Did you hear of our company and what do you know of us?
  Yeah, I know that you will ask this, I’ve gone through your website
• What is the salary expected and how do u justify that?
  Well, no one will change job for the same salary, hence, give me 20% extra than what I am getting and that is unpublished industry standard (I know you will bargain on what ever I ask, hence, I have already hiked my current salary by 30%).